Shortest Penis Contest - Make yourself feel better

I know making a post about one link is a little cheap but this made me laugh like a drunken hyena so here we go.

From the consistently offensive and NWS Howard Stern radio show - The 1st Annual Small Penis Contest

I hope exposing themselves to the crudest of radio shock jock's and millions of people via the internet gave them renewed confidence, but I seriously doubt it.

This is why guys start those weird secluded cults and try to marry thirteen year olds. “Yeah baby, that’s about as big as they get, honest.”