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Quick post for shits and giggles. Ever wonder how many websites there are out there? Well, according to this site there are currently 100 million domain names registered. For the uninitiated, a domain name is the www.SamsHentaiPorn.com/japanesesschoolgirls.html part of an internet address. Underneath the domains are the kazillions of actual websites, but the domain names are the things that are more highly sought after because they are easier to remember and the popular ones are actually worth a lot of money.

So there are 100 million domains currently out there, but what is more interesting is that there are 325 million deleted or expired ones. To own a domain you need to register it with the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (don't they sound like a bunch of party animals). You pay a little bit of cash each year to keep ownership of the name, and if you forget to pay or don't want it anymore then it expires and someone else can come along and register it.

This site lists the staggering number of domains that have expired in the last month. Now anyone can make a webpage or blog on one of the billions of sites like blogger.com or geocities (check out my completely shit geocities website from eons ago) but it takes a little bit more effort to register a domain name. Presumably you have some kind of plan for what you want to do with the site. So that makes it all the more interesting when you have a look at the domains that people have registered.

So I've found a few gems. What the hell were these people thinking? And what stopped them from fulfilling their destiny?

HotChicks.com is probably a fairly valuable website, why not make a variant of that?

hotchickswhodatedouchebags.com - Are you a douchebag looking for that special someone?
hotchickswithsportspicks.com - Nothing gets me hotter than a women who picks all eight.


Hmm... How do I?

howdoibecomejewish.com - What?
howdoierectmypenis.com - When it happens, you'll know.
howdoifindmymugshot.com - ?
howdoihavemorecum.com - My secret shame.
howdoiknowifimpregant.com - Web 2.0 is amazing.
howdoimakefog.com - ?
howdoiputoilin.com - Very specific car maintenance site?
howdoirideabicycle.com - This site presumably went downhill due to lack of repeat business.
howdoishowthemlove.com - Them?
howdoitalianseat.com - Lika dis!
howdoithrowafrisbee.com - Come on. Seriously?
howdoitiemyselfup.com - ?


Worst Business name?

essentiallypainfree.com


The Internet, linking up people with bizarre fettishes since 1993...

eroticbeltbuckle.com
erotichypnosiscommunity.com
eroticmafia.com
eroticwhittling.com - Are splinters a problem?
sexyarabwomens.com - Suddenly more relevant to me.
sexybeggers.com
sexyblueprints.com
sexybusdrivers.com
sexyladyfarts.com - No, surely not.
sexyphysicist.com


Weird...

wherecanisellmygirlfriend.com
deathtowhitey.com
killthebroccoli.com
ihatetoeatvinegar.com
wherehaveallthebritishvirginsgone.com


Rate my pic is a successful site, how about its lesser known cousins.

ratemybabypoo.com
ratemycamelytoe.com
ratemygaskmask.com
ratemyinsides.com - That is quite creepy.


This site has potential

ihatemymother-in-law.com


Creepy...

ihatemysisteriwishshewasgone.com
iloveyouandimissyou.com


What is it with people named Sarah?

ihatesarahamilton.com
ihatesarahconnolie.com
ihatesarahgallagher.com
ihatesarahmalone.com
ihatesarahmarahall.com
ihatesarahmarashalls.com
ihatesarahmarchell.com
hatesarahmarsahall.com
ihatesarahmarshll.com
ihatesarahmicheal.com
ihatesarahmithcall.com
ihatesarahmrshal.com
ihatesarahmurphy.com
ihatesarahmurray.com
ihatesarahrichordson.com
ihatesarahshred.com
ihatesarahwilliams.com
ihatesaramarsal.com
ihatesaramarshel.com
ihatesaramichaels.com
ihatesaramiller.com


A chilling warning.

ihatevirginiatech.com

Post any good ones you find.